The quickest way off of my following list.
fuqa: manda: i literally just cried i’m peeing omfg
Anonymous asked: That's a good point. So. You kissed a pretty girl. How recently was this, because I feel like you were just posting about how being single sucks.
I just...want sex.
Anonymous asked: Just wondering. Is she pretty?
Anonymous asked: Shelby who?
Anonymous asked: Who is the last person you kissed?
marleymarley: klodt: Sometimes even the most jaded cynical curmudgeon needs a 20cc injection of adorable. Via def10wered: anorie: heavymetallife: writeitonyourskin: solarbeans I. just. died. And all goes quiet.
Anons are cute. Have fun, I will love you.
1. Anybody on Tumblr that you'd go on a date with?
2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?
3. What are you listening to right now?
4. Whats your favorite number?
5. What was the last thing you ate?
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
7. How is the weather right now?
8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone?
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
10. Do you have a significant other?
11. Favorite TV show?
14. Hair color?
15. Eye Color?
16. Do you wear contacts?
17. Favorite Holiday?
19. Have you ever cried for no reason?
20. What was the last movie you watched?
21. Favorite Day of the Year?
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?
24. Hugs or Kisses?
25. Chocolate or Vanilla?
26. Do you want your friends to respond to this?
27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you?
28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you?
29. What books are you reading?
31. Favorite movies?
32. Favorite football Team?
33. What are you doing right now?
34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
37. Dogs or cats?
38. Favorite flower?
39. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do?
40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?
41. Have you ever loved someone?
42. Who would you like to see right now?
43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?
44. Have you ever fired a gun?
45. Do you like to travel by plane?
46. Right-handed or Left-handed?
47. How many pillows do you sleep with?
48. Are you missing someone?
49. Do you have a tattoo?
50. What is your best friends name?
PLEASEEEEEE : c
metal-guru: fr3aksh0ww: mpregbert: magikarpschoiceass: mpregbert: im so tired i could eat a horse i identify as a horse and this offends me i identify as offends and this horses me I offend horses, identify me. i think the main question here is why would you eat a horse if you were tired
To the anon who posted about why I'm single:
Well, you posted a rather long, three question ask, so I figured the best way to respond to it would be through a text post, so here goes. Here’s what you said in italics: “I don’t mean this in a mean way, I promise. And this may take up a few ask box posts because I don’t half ass comments when it comes to love. But I’ve noticed you post a lot about being single, have you...
Seriously over this single life shit.
Someone needs to impress me and steal my heart away. I’m ready and willing to give it.
Why I Love My Mother
Politician at door: (blah blah blah)...and my strong commitment to traditional family values, as my wife of 28 years will attest.
Shade's mom: Sir, I don't care if you have orgies every Tuesday night so long as you get your job done.
Shade's mom: Also, if "traditional family values" is a sneaky way of saying "anti-gay marriage stance," you should know that my daughter is bisexual, and if I never get to cry at her wedding because some law you passed made her wedding illegal, I will personally see that your wife of 28 years has a lesbian awakening in time for you to discover the virtues of traditional divorce.
Politician: ...you have yourself a nice day, m'am.