November 2011
Once again, Halloween fails.
I WAS going to go to a party, but it just got broken up.
So NOW, Bryan and I are just gonna go kick it at Starbucks.
Welp. At least I still get to kick it with my buddy.
Exactly why I never make big plans for Halloween. Shit always fails for me.
Seriously, next year this shit is gonna be just another day. I’ll be away at college up north anyway. Not like I will have some valid excuse for...
The post I just reblogged.
Holy fuck. Best. Dialogue. Ever.
Trying to switch Insurance Providers.
Agent: Your premium will be quite high. Why are you driving a Sports Car anyway?
Me: Wait, is this part of the process?
Agent: No, I'm just curious. It's nice a car, but you're young. It's not good for any insurance provider.
Me: Are you young?
Agent: Yeah, I'm 24. But I don't drive a sports-car.
Me: Oh, A Luxury car?
Agent: Yeah, a Mercedez.
Me: So you're not 24, You're pretty old and play golf?
Agent: No, I am 24. I just prefer looking good.
Me: Then why don't you drive a Honda S2000?
Agent: Because I'm not fond of S2000's.
Me: No, because you don't deserve one.
Agent: Excuse me?
Me: Sorry, What?
PWNED.
Jack S.
October 2011
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